Thank you officer - Talk Angling fishing chat and tackle advice

Larry Teepot · 19th November 2006, 08:30 AM

While I was driving down the M1 the other day, (going a little faster than
I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait.

The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic,
patronising smirk, asked: "Runway too short"?

To which I replied. "I'm late for work"

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The policeman was surprised and confused.

"A rectum stretcher"

"and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch
the hole until it's about 6 feet"

Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. "And just what do
you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a
bridge..."

Speeding ticket: £105,

Court Costs: £45,

Look on copper's face: Priceless....