Dave

These really are funny - I'm sure you'll all want to be pigs by the time you
> finish this.......

> > >

> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have

> >produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

> > (Hardly seems worth it.)

> >

> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas

> >is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

> > (Now that's more like it!)

> >

> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the

> >body to squirt blood 30 feet.

> > (O.M.G.!)

> >

> >

> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

> >>

> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it

> >starves to death. (Creepy.)

> > (I'm still not over the pig.)

> >

> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

> >> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

> >

> >>

> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is

> >attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head

> off.

> >> (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

> >

> >

> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human

> >jumping the length of a football field.

> >> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

> >>

> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

> >> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a

> > pond?)

> >>

> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over

> > quantity)

> >

> > Butterflies taste with their feet.

> >> (Something I always wanted to know.)

> >>

> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......

> > Because it can lift ah woman's hips with just one lick.

> >

> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than

> >left-handed people.

> >> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

> >

> >>

> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

> > (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

> >

> >

> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.

> >> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

> >

> >

> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than

> > its brain.

> >> (I know some people like that)

> >

> > Starfish have no brains

> >> (I know some people like that too.)

> >

> > Polar bears are left-handed.

> >> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

> >>

> >> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

> pleasure.

> >> (What about that pig??)

> >

> >>

> > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread

> >these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile

> >to, maybe even a chuckle.

> >

> > In other words, send it to everyone !

> > (and God love that pig!)

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