Three Labrador retrievers one brown, one yellow and one black were sitting
in the surgery waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a
conversation.
The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything ... The sofa,
the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon
it'll calm me down."
The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees, I dig just for the hell of it when I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole
in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said. The
yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
a pillow, the table, post-boxes, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
dry her toes and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started humping away".

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off
for you too, huh?"
The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

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that so weird i was just about to post that same joke classy joke