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Old 14th December 2006, 10:55 PM
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Today my baby girl's 18th birthday... I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those dang payments!

So I calls my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I told her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma's house and tell her this be the last check she EVER be gettin'
from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'expression on yo mama's face.

So, my baby girl takes the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'expression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door... I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .and watch the 'expression on yo face!"

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if she goes back into learning say college you still have to support her so dont be so hasty.
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Old 15th December 2006, 04:35 PM
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Dave you can be excussed posting at 02.31 am. pmsl
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soz about that cant remeber that night dont know why i was on so late
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Dave i know they talk a little different up North.......... but i suspect thats a little southern accent they have there
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Old 23rd December 2006, 06:49 PM
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im not up north im from the middle near wales


the nearer you get to the border of wales the people seem to hate them more.
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Old 23rd December 2006, 07:59 PM
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lmao ...........you are north from me that means you are north
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