creepy

i fished a 6 1/2 hour match today.didn't win or even frame,but caught fish,was with friends and had a good laugh as always.i come home to find in my brilliantly cleaned kitchen(i took 3 hours yesterday!!) a very large red cock.no this is not a wind up.my other half in her infinite wisdom,decided to go for a stroll,as i was out fishing.she then explains to me that the left hand door swings open,so as she went past his shop,she spotted this DOOR WEDGE as she now calls it.i cant wait till next week.the mind bloody boggles and what lies in store!!