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i done a few daft things but this rates as my no 1.

in my younger days i was in the merchant navy and we had just docked at stanlow near ellesmere port anticipating a great run ashore. however i had been having problems with a bleeding pile and desperately wanted it to stop when i had a brain wave.
you know when you cut yourself shaving and you splash a bit of aftershave on and it stops well yes i thought ' that will do the trick'
one big handful of brut up the jacksy and i was bouncing off the ceiling and doing the wall of death round the cabin talk about johnny cash and ring of fire
bit of advice......DONT TRY THIS AT HOME

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MatchGaz

LMFAO . PMSFL LMAO LOL

That has got to be the most funniest thing I have ever heard of in my life. Peeing myself here lol.

I hav'nt done anything that bad.. Well, Came home drunk with a curry and decided to heat it up in the micro.... Yes with the foil tin and boom... microwave blew up and curry was all on the wall, ceiling, floor everywhere. was at home them days and me parents tw***ed me

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