whittling down a single grain of sweetcorn,and dyeing it red!!!!! is it april the first already???

I thought that as well creepy. why not cook spagetti, add some red dye and cut bits off it, looks like bloodworm.

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Therapy's expensive..Go fishing.

Alternatively glue several bits of corn into a fish shape and sink and draw. probably the only way to get a bite on corn on most canals