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Last Child Support Payment

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    Today my baby girl's 18th birthday... I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those dang payments!

    So I calls my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I told her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma's house and tell her this be the last check she EVER be gettin'
    from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'expression on yo mama's face.

    So, my baby girl takes the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'expression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door... I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

    She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .and watch the 'expression on yo face!"

    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

  • #2
    if she goes back into learning say college you still have to support her so dont be so hasty.
    sensas /total angling

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    • #3
      IT'S A JOKE

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        • #5
          Dave you can be excussed posting at 02.31 am. pmsl
          Regards Billy Boy :)

          .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
          ><((((?>
          .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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          • #6
            soz about that cant remeber that night dont know why i was on so late
            sensas /total angling

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            • #7
              Dave i know they talk a little different up North.......... but i suspect thats a little southern accent they have there
              In darkness we do what we can
              In daylight we're oblivion

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              • #8
                im not up north im from the middle near wales


                the nearer you get to the border of wales the people seem to hate them more.
                sensas /total angling

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                • #9
                  lmao ...........you are north from me that means you are north
                  In darkness we do what we can
                  In daylight we're oblivion

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                  • #10
                    Classic Larry
                    Regards Billy Boy :)

                    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
                    ><((((?>
                    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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                    • #11
                      fair enough makes sense so if you leaved in lands end, newquay would be pie eating noetheners to you.
                      sensas /total angling

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                      • #12
                        no not quite right i live in Birmingham ....Center of all things good....north of me is north...south of me is south to the east is,,,,,yes you getting it east and west is west if you sit down and look at your boy scout or girl guide compass (which ever side you bat for ) you to will find who is south from you or north looking forward to meeting you at a match cant wait to give you a lesson in geography,,,,,have a good Christmas Dave.....
                        In darkness we do what we can
                        In daylight we're oblivion

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                        • #13
                          isnt newquay in wales ,,,,but what do i know
                          In darkness we do what we can
                          In daylight we're oblivion

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                          • #14
                            Hi Larry me old Duck,

                            Love the Freddie Mercury avatar. Looks a bit like you Larry stood up at Barston with the landing net landing then Blade roach.

                            Have a good un mate see you in the New Year.
                            Regards Billy Boy :)

                            .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
                            ><((((?>
                            .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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                            • #15
                              thought you would appreciate it Bill...Merry Christmas have a good day
                              In darkness we do what we can
                              In daylight we're oblivion

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