the Loyal wife

[Larry Teepot]

> >>>> >The Loyal Wife
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> >>>>> >There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
> >>>>> >his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
> >>>>> >before he died, he said to his wife, When I die, I want you to take
> >>
> >>>>> >all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
> >>>>> >money to the afterlife with me. And so he got his wife to promise
> >>>>> >him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of
> >>>>> >the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched
> >>>>> >out in the casket, his
> >>>>>
> >>>>> >wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
> >>
> >>>>> >her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers
> >>>>> >got ready to close the casket, the wife said, Wait just a minute!
> >>>>> >She had a
> >>>>>
> >>>>> >box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
> >>>>> >Then
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> >>>>> >the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So
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> >>>>> >her friend said, Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
> >>>>> >that money in there with your husband. The loyal wife replied,
> >>>>> >Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go back on my word. I
> >>>>> >promised him that I
> >>>>>
> >>>>> >was going to put that money in that casket with him. You mean to
> >>>>> >tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!? I sure did,
> >>
> >>>>> >said the
> >>>>>
> >>>>> >wife. I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a
> >>>>>check.
> >>>>>If he can cash it, he can spend it.
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