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the Loyal wife

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    > >>>> >The Loyal Wife
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>> >There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
    > >>>>> >his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just
    > >>>>> >before he died, he said to his wife, When I die, I want you to take
    > >>
    > >>>>> >all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
    > >>>>> >money to the afterlife with me. And so he got his wife to promise
    > >>>>> >him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of
    > >>>>> >the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched
    > >>>>> >out in the casket, his
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> >wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to
    > >>
    > >>>>> >her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers
    > >>>>> >got ready to close the casket, the wife said, Wait just a minute!
    > >>>>> >She had a
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> >box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
    > >>>>> >Then
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> >the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So
    > >>
    > >>>>> >her friend said, Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
    > >>>>> >that money in there with your husband. The loyal wife replied,
    > >>>>> >Listen, I'm an honest loyal wife, I can't go back on my word. I
    > >>>>> >promised him that I
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> >was going to put that money in that casket with him. You mean to
    > >>>>> >tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!? I sure did,
    > >>
    > >>>>> >said the
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> >wife. I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a
    > >>>>>check.
    > >>>>>If he can cash it, he can spend it.
    > >>>>> >
    > >>>>> >
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