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Lets get Physical

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  • Lets get Physical

    An 82-year old man goes for a physical. All of his
    tests come back with
    normal results. The doctor says, "Bill, everything
    looks great. How are
    you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
    peace with God?"

    Bill replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I
    have poor eyesight, so he's
    fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night
    to go to the bathroom,
    POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the
    light goes off. " WOW,
    That's incredible" the doctor says. A little later
    in the day, the doctor
    calls Bill's wife.

    "Carole," he says, "Bill is doing fine! But I had to
    call you as I am in
    awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that
    he gets up during the
    night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom,
    and when he's done POOF!
    the light goes off?

    "Oh my Lord!" Carole exclaims. "he's peeing in the
    refrigerator again!
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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