An 82-year old man goes for a physical. All of his
tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Bill, everything
looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace with God?"
Bill replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I
have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night
to go to the bathroom,
POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the
light goes off. " WOW,
That's incredible" the doctor says. A little later
in the day, the doctor
calls Bill's wife.
"Carole," he says, "Bill is doing fine! But I had to
call you as I am in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that
he gets up during the
night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom,
and when he's done POOF!
the light goes off?
"Oh my Lord!" Carole exclaims. "he's peeing in the
refrigerator again!
tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Bill, everything
looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace with God?"
Bill replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I
have poor eyesight, so he's
fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night
to go to the bathroom,
POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the
light goes off. " WOW,
That's incredible" the doctor says. A little later
in the day, the doctor
calls Bill's wife.
"Carole," he says, "Bill is doing fine! But I had to
call you as I am in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that
he gets up during the
night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom,
and when he's done POOF!
the light goes off?
"Oh my Lord!" Carole exclaims. "he's peeing in the
refrigerator again!