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Barbies and the Birthday present

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  • Barbies and the Birthday present

    Gordon was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

    He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

    In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?"

    She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $275.00."

    Gordon asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $275.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

    "That's obvious." the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture....
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