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    A rocket launches from Houston to Mars with 2 Monkeys and a woman on board.

    "Base to monkey No1, adjust the oxygen by 20%, stop radar, phase to warp 3",

    Monkey replies "OK done".

    "Base to monkey No2, switch off engine 2, start radiation shield and adjust anti-gravity throttle"

    Monkey replies "OK done"

    "Base to woman, feed the Monkeys and don't f**king touch anything"
    Simon Young
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