A rocket launches from Houston to Mars with 2 Monkeys and a woman on board.

"Base to monkey No1, adjust the oxygen by 20%, stop radar, phase to warp 3",

Monkey replies "OK done".

"Base to monkey No2, switch off engine 2, start radiation shield and adjust anti-gravity throttle"

Monkey replies "OK done"

"Base to woman, feed the Monkeys and don't f**king touch anything"