A rocket launches from Houston to Mars with 2 Monkeys and a woman on board.
"Base to monkey No1, adjust the oxygen by 20%, stop radar, phase to warp 3",
Monkey replies "OK done".
"Base to monkey No2, switch off engine 2, start radiation shield and adjust anti-gravity throttle"
Monkey replies "OK done"
"Base to woman, feed the Monkeys and don't f**king touch anything"
"Base to monkey No1, adjust the oxygen by 20%, stop radar, phase to warp 3",
Monkey replies "OK done".
"Base to monkey No2, switch off engine 2, start radiation shield and adjust anti-gravity throttle"
Monkey replies "OK done"
"Base to woman, feed the Monkeys and don't f**king touch anything"