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Fishing, Beer, Golf and Sex

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  • Fishing, Beer, Golf and Sex

    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
    particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of quid for dinner.

    The man took out his wallet, extracted a tenner and asked, "If
    I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"


    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.


    "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man
    asked.


    "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to
    spend all my time trying to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
    food?" the man asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in
    20 years!"

    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
    instead of food?" the man asked.

    "What disease would I get for a tenner are you having a laugh?" exclaimed the homeless man.

    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
    Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with
    you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
    disgusting."


    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what
    a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital
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