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    A posh hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the

    night the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the day's event over a

    couple of beers. One questions the other two, "Listen, it's our wedding

    night and I was wondering - how many times are we expected know.... do it".

    Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and

    see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning

    over breakfast to discuss what went on. Suddenly one of the grooms

    pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss our first night marital

    goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives sat with us. "No

    you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we order

    with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it", offers

    another groom.

    They all decide it's an excellent idea and part. The next day in the

    hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit dishevelled, but

    that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely stagger across

    the room to their tables.

    The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order "Hello,

    I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast

    please". The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh

    orange in a toast to his fantastic prowess.

    The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too

    shall have the full English breakfast, but could I have FOUR pieces of

    toast "The waitress gets to the last groom "I shall also have the full

    English breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath

    "SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit

    whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at

    him in disbelief at the thought how raw this old chap must be.

    "Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress. "Why,that's an

    awful lot "Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is. "She

    writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the

    groom calls after her again.................

    "And by the way love, can you make two of those brown?"
    Simon Young
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