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Hypnotist At The Senior Center

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  • Hypnotist At The Senior Center

    Subject: HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER



    It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing
    Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
    hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
    announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here
    to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member
    of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
    pocket watch from his coat.
    "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
    special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
    "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

    The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
    Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until suddenly,
    it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
    into a hundred pieces........................

    !" said the hypnotist...
    It took three days to clean up the senior center.
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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