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what can i say

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    "Hi honey.
    This is Daddy.
    Is Mommy near the phone?"
    "No Daddy.
    She's upstairs in the bedroomwith Uncle Paul."
    After a brief pause,Daddy says,
    But honey,you haven't gotan Uncle Paul."
    "Oh yes I do,and he's upstairs in the roomwith Mommy,right now."
    Brief Pause.
    "Uh, okay then,this is what I want you to do.
    Put the phonedown on the table,run upstairsand knock on the bedroom door
    and shout to Mommythat Daddy's carjust pulled into the driveway."
    "Okay Daddy,just a minute."
    A few minutes laterthe little girl comes back to the phone.
    "I did it Daddy."
    "And what happened honey?"
    he asked.
    "Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bedwith no clothes onand ran around screaming.
    Then she tripped over the rug,hit her head on the dresserand now she isn't moving at all!"
    "Oh my God!!!What about your Uncle Paul?"
    "He jumped out of the bedwith no clothes on, too.
    He was all scaredand he jumped out of the back windowand into the swimming pool.
    But I guess he didn't knowthat you took out the waterlast week to clean it.
    He hit the bottom of the pooland I think he's dead."

    ***Long Pause***
    ***Longer Pause***

    ***Even Longer Pause***
    Then Daddy says,

    "Swimming pool? .Is this486-5731?"
    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion