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No Sex since 1955

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  • No Sex since 1955

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself
    at a gala event hosted by a
    local liberal arts college. There was no
    shortage of extremely young
    idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
    approached the Sergeant Major
    for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be
    a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    "The young lady looked at his awards and
    decorations and said, "It
    looks like you have seen a lot of action."
    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
    conversation, said, "You
    know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
    enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his
    serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope
    you don't take this the wrong
    way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to
    chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since

    She took his hand and
    led him to a private room where she proceeded to
    "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned
    against his bare chest and said,
    "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said
    in his serious voice, "I
    hope not, it's only 2130 now."

    (Don't ya love military time?!)
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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    very good
    sensas /total angling