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    A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of
    the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90
    mph,enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
    "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the
    pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
    police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

    "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
    he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph. Suddenly, he
    thought,"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So
    he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to
    catch-up with him.

    Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
    of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10
    minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can
    give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
    I'll let you go."

    The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years
    ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her

    "Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman
    Simon Young
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

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    classic brillaint
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