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Gender Trueisms

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  • Gender Trueisms

    A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

    A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage & after.
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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  • #2
    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


    like that one

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    • #3
      mmn that sounds true
      In darkness we do what we can
      In daylight we're oblivion

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