>A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
> the
> >husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
>
> >alone at a nearby table.
> >The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
> >"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girl friend. I understand she
> took
> >to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
> hasn't
> >been sober since."
> >"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
> celebrating
> >that long