An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands.
> >>
> >>He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As
> >>she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course
> >>of
> >>the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she
> >>wants
> >>to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no.
> >>He
> >>then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around
> >>the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.
> >>
> >>The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after
> >>showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for
> >>$200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
> >>
> >>This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders
> >>Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she
> >>pays
> >>him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So
> >>she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in
> >>Australia.
> >>
> >>"Melbourne", he tells her.
> >>
> >>"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires.
> >>
> >>"Glen Iris" he replies.
> >>
> >>"That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I - what street?"
> >>
> >>"Cameo Street" he replies.
> >>
> >> "This is unbelievable........" she says, her voice quavering; "What
> >>number?"
> >>
> >>"Number 20", he replies. She is totally astonished.
> >>
> >>"You are NOT going to believe this," she screams, "but I'm from number 22!
> >>My parents still live there!"
> >>
> >>"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"
> >>
> >>HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN
> >
>
> >>
> >>He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As
> >>she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course
> >>of
> >>the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she
> >>wants
> >>to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no.
> >>He
> >>then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around
> >>the world, and is short of funds, she agrees.
> >>
> >>The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after
> >>showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for
> >>$200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
> >>
> >>This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders
> >>Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she
> >>pays
> >>him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So
> >>she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in
> >>Australia.
> >>
> >>"Melbourne", he tells her.
> >>
> >>"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires.
> >>
> >>"Glen Iris" he replies.
> >>
> >>"That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I - what street?"
> >>
> >>"Cameo Street" he replies.
> >>
> >> "This is unbelievable........" she says, her voice quavering; "What
> >>number?"
> >>
> >>"Number 20", he replies. She is totally astonished.
> >>
> >>"You are NOT going to believe this," she screams, "but I'm from number 22!
> >>My parents still live there!"
> >>
> >>"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"
> >>
> >>HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN
> >
>