A Texan farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a f*****g pig with the
truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the bull-bars on the front and is
wriggling and squealing so f*****g much, ah can't get 'im out.
The manager says,'Ok, there's a 303 Rifle behind the seat in the
rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said
Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.
'So what's the damn problem now boy?' raged the Manager. '
Well boss, it's his motor-bike....it's stuck under the wheel arch and
the bloody blue light wont stop flashing..'
'...........................................Hullo - you still there......?
Boss?
'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a f*****g pig with the
truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the bull-bars on the front and is
wriggling and squealing so f*****g much, ah can't get 'im out.
The manager says,'Ok, there's a 303 Rifle behind the seat in the
rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said
Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.
'So what's the damn problem now boy?' raged the Manager. '
Well boss, it's his motor-bike....it's stuck under the wheel arch and
the bloody blue light wont stop flashing..'
'...........................................Hullo - you still there......?
Boss?
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