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Pig Problem

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  • Pig Problem

    A Texan farm hand radios back to the farm manager.

    'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a f*****g pig with the

    truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the bull-bars on the front and is

    wriggling and squealing so f*****g much, ah can't get 'im out.



    The manager says,'Ok, there's a 303 Rifle behind the seat in the

    rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'



    Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said

    Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the

    bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.



    'So what's the damn problem now boy?' raged the Manager. '



    Well boss, it's his motor-bike....it's stuck under the wheel arch and

    the bloody blue light wont stop flashing..'



    '...........................................Hullo - you still there......?

    Boss?

  • #2
    fantastic!!!!
    talk anglings villiage idiot:p

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