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    Driving to work this morning on the M4, I looked over to my right and there
    was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up
    close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a
    couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane
    still working on that makeup! It scared me (and this coming from a
    bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
    bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
    straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
    my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing
    it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which
    made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and
    DISCONNECTING AN IMPORTANT CALL.


    F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

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    :d :d :d
    John - Kingfisher
    Talk Angling Senior Member
    Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle:D
    Moderator

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    • #3
      Another imponderable why is it that smilie is the one that sometimes does not work

      www.polefloatsbyjasonelwell.co.uk

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