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i thought it was for fishing

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  • i thought it was for fishing

    Subject: VASELINE SURVEY

    A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted
    By a
    Young
    woman with three small children running around at her
    Feet.
    He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever
    Used the
    product?"
    She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

    "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

    "We use it for sex."

    The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie
    To me and
    say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help
    With a gate
    hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it
    For
    Sex. I
    Admire
    you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you
    Tell me
    exactly how you use it for sex?"
    The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all... My husband
    And I
    Put
    it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
    And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke !!!!!!
    SICK-OOOS!!!

    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion

  • #2
    Yes Larry I admit I was waiting for a little more spice in the punch line!
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

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