3 Paddies are drowning their sorrows because they dont have jobs, into the bar comes a friend of theirs and says he has got a job at the building site just up the rd,he says if they hurry they might get jobs there too,but he warns them that the foreman will not employ the Irish so they decide to put on their best English accents and make up some non Irish names.
The foreman asks them if they are English! yes they replied "ok lets have your names", the first one says its JOHN! "JOHN what " er er er LEWIS - JOHN LEWIS he replied, to the second one "whats your name then" he thought for a minute !! its MARK, MARK SPENCER the third one thought for a few minutes and said his name is KEN! "KEN what" said the foreman ? oh KEN TUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
The foreman asks them if they are English! yes they replied "ok lets have your names", the first one says its JOHN! "JOHN what " er er er LEWIS - JOHN LEWIS he replied, to the second one "whats your name then" he thought for a minute !! its MARK, MARK SPENCER the third one thought for a few minutes and said his name is KEN! "KEN what" said the foreman ? oh KEN TUCKY FRIED CHICKEN