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    A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.

    On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander
    around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets
    an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,
    "Did you call for me?"

    The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

    She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
    if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads
    him to the side of the swimming pool and happily lets him have his way
    with her.

    The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
    sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man
    lumbers out of the steam room toward him.? Did you call for me?" says
    the hairy man.

    "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.

    "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,
    it implies that you called for me." The huge man spins him around, bends him
    over a bench and has his way with him!

    The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by
    the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.

    The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back
    and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

    "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
    haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.

    "The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old.
    I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day."
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

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    Simon.

    PMSL /LMFHO, Big loud belly laugh mate.

    Thanks for brightening my day up.
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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