Wedding night
A young pikey girl is sitting with her mum the night before her wedding. Her mum says to her
"I want to talk to you about your wedding night. Your husband will want to stick his most prized posession where you pee."
The girl turns to her mum and says "Why would he want to put his tarmac rake in the sink?"
"I want to talk to you about your wedding night. Your husband will want to stick his most prized posession where you pee."
The girl turns to her mum and says "Why would he want to put his tarmac rake in the sink?"
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