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Irish Medical Dictionary

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  • Irish Medical Dictionary

    Artery......................... The study of paintings.
    Bacteria...................... Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die.
    Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
    Caesarean Section........ A neighbourhood in Rome .
    Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
    Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
    Coma............................ A punctuation mark.
    Dilate........................ To live long.
    Enema......................... Not a friend.
    Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula.......................... A small lie.
    Impotent..................... Distinguished, well known.
    Labour Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid........................ A higher offer..
    Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
    Node.......................... I knew it.
    Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
    Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative................ A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
    Secretion...................... Hiding something.
    Seizure....................... Roman emperor.
    Tablet........................ A small table..
    Terminal Illness.............Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumour........................One plus one more.
    Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
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