I just had to knock TC off the top with that joke 
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into The Warehouse
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to The Warehouse, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody aren't! They are nine and seven. Why the hell would you
think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you
di*khead?"
"Absolutely not, Madam, " replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would shag you twice!"
.A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into The Warehouse
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to The Warehouse, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody aren't! They are nine and seven. Why the hell would you
think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you
di*khead?"
"Absolutely not, Madam, " replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would shag you twice!"