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I just had to knock TC off the top with that joke,with this one.

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  • I just had to knock TC off the top with that joke,with this one.

    I just had to knock TC off the top with that joke .


    A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into The Warehouse
    with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
    through the entrance.

    The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to The Warehouse, nice
    children you've got there. Are they twins?"

    The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
    they bloody aren't! They are nine and seven. Why the hell would you
    think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you
    di*khead?"

    "Absolutely not, Madam, " replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
    anyone would shag you twice!"
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>
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