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For the attention of Larry TeePot

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  • For the attention of Larry TeePot

    "OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, " Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both !"

    "OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN .... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN .. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN .... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN .... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.

    "OLD" IS WHEN .... You are not sure these are jokes.
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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  • #2
    wow 7 of them already apply to me
    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion

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    • #3
      Pete,

      I scored 10/10 mate
      Regards Billy Boy :)

      .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
      ><((((?>
      .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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      • #4
        lmao hahahahahahaahahahha god thats tickled me that has hahahahahahahahahahah god thats so true

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        • #5
          Read it once a week since joining,Needs to be back at the top
          I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
          He says he gives me good advice. does he ?

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          • #6
            thinks jethro needs to get a life
            or at least cable

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            • #7
              You wait!!
              John - Kingfisher
              Talk Angling Senior Member
              Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle:D
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              • #8
                You don't realise how sensitive I am and that I'm easily wounded.
                I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
                He says he gives me good advice. does he ?

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                • #9
                  ahahahhaha that was so funny ahahahhahahahahah im in tiers
                  [FONT="System"][COLOR="Black"]Matt.Ingram be the name
                  Guess who is back...
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                  • #10
                    i didint score any its like the quiz, haha
                    yeah course u all go fishin all day every sunday dawn till dusk :rolleyes:

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                    • #11
                      It's the taking part that counts Ghostcarp! In the quiz I mean!!
                      John - Kingfisher
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                      Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle:D
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                      • #12
                        Add this to the list,

                        Old is
                        When in bed you give the missus a nudge and she says "youve had it and you carnt remember"

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                        • #13
                          nice one Frank
                          In darkness we do what we can
                          In daylight we're oblivion

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