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The miracle of toilet paper

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  • The miracle of toilet paper

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the
    mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
    characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up
    with a suggestion:
    'If you want your breasts to grow, then every
    day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of
    toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

    'How long will this take?' I asked.

    'They will grow larger over a period of
    years,' my husband replies.

    I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a
    piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts
    larger over the years?'

    Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for
    your arse, didn't it?'





    He's still alive, and with a great deal of
    therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take
    his meals through a straw.
    Terminaly bewildered:confused:

  • #2
    lol

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    • #3
      fantastic

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