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Irish medical dictionary

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    IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

    Artery............................The study of Painting
    Bacteria.........................Back door of a Cafeteria
    Barium...........................What Doctors do when patients die
    Bowel............................A letter like A,E,I,O,U
    Caesarean Section..........A neighbourhood in Rome
    Cat Scan........................Search for kitty
    Cauterise........................Made eye contact with her
    Coma.............................A punctuation mark
    D&C.............................Where Washington is
    Dilate.............................To live longer
    Enema...........................Not a friend
    Fester ..........................Quicker
    Fibula...........................A small lie
    Genital..........................Not a Jew
    G.I Series.....................A soldier ball game
    Hangnail.......................Coat hook
    Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known
    Labour pain..................Getting hurt at work
    Medical Staff................Doctors cane
    Morbid.........................A higher offer
    Nitrates........................Cheaper than day rates
    Node...........................Was aware of
    Outpatient....................A person who has fainted
    Pap smear....................A fatherhood test
    Pelvis......................…..A cousin to Elvis
    Recovery room.......…..Place to do upholstery
    Rectum...................…..Almost killed him
    Secretion.................… Hiding something
    Seizure...................…. Roman Emperor
    Tablet....................…...A small table
    Terminal illness............Getting sick at the airport
    Tumour.........................Another two
    Urine...........................Opposite to "you're out"
    Varicose......................Nearby
    Vein.............................Bigheaded
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