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A fishermans philosophy

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    A Fishermans Philosophy
    A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is:
    Talk about changing spots
    Prepare another rod while one is out
    Lay your rod down unsecured
    Go for a sandwich
    Start to pull the boat anchor
    Use the worst fly you own
    Crack open your first beer
    Crack open your last beer
    Take notice of the chick on a passing boat, bank or beach
    Watch others fishing
    Start reeling in your lines at going home time
    Give your fishing rod to a female companion or child to hold
    When your landing net is out of reach
    When you have cast your line over an obstruction
    When you line has drifted into impossible weeds
    When you turn to look at the sunrise or sunset
    Decide that you need to take a leak
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