50 metres free style...
lane 1...bloke with no arms.
lane 2...bloke with no legs.
lane 3...just a head.
gun goes off an they all dive in.
bloke with no legs takes the lead from the armless bloke.
the head sinks to the bottom.
armless bloke pips the legless bloke to win the race.
they fish the head out of the pool an ask him what happened.
the head screamed
6 FLIPPIN MONTHS TO LEARN TO SWIM WITH MY EARS AN SOME STICKS A SWIMMIN CAP ON ME...

...
lane 1...bloke with no arms.
lane 2...bloke with no legs.
lane 3...just a head.
gun goes off an they all dive in.
bloke with no legs takes the lead from the armless bloke.
the head sinks to the bottom.
armless bloke pips the legless bloke to win the race.
they fish the head out of the pool an ask him what happened.
the head screamed
6 FLIPPIN MONTHS TO LEARN TO SWIM WITH MY EARS AN SOME STICKS A SWIMMIN CAP ON ME...



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