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Why Guinness is better than a woman

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  • Why Guinness is better than a woman

    A Guinness always goes down easy

    A Guinness doesn't care when you come

    A Guinness doesn't get jealous when you grab another Guinness

    A Guinness won't get upset if you come home and have another Guinness on your breath

    A frigid Guinness is a good Guinness

    After you've had a Guinness, the bottle is still worth 10p

    Guinness doesn't demand equality

    Guinness is always wet

    Guinness is never late

    Guinness never has a headache

    Guinness stains wash out

    Hangovers go away

    If you change Guinness you don't have to pay alimony

    If you pour a Guinness right you'll always get a good head

    When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Guinness

    When your Guinness goes flat, you toss it out

    You always know when you're the first to pop a Guinness

    You can always have more than one Guinness in one night and not feel guilty

    You can enjoy a Guinness all month long

    You can have a Guinness in public

    You can share a Guinness with your friends

    You don't have to wash a Guinness before it tastes good

    You don't have to wine and dine Guinness

    Your Guinness will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football