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Paddy's penis problem

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  • Paddy's penis problem

    Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him.

    Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.

    The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter."

    Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log.


    "Leprechaun, will you marry me?"

    The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."

    Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?"

    The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"

    Zappo! -- Paddy's down to 15 inches. Well, that's still a bit excessive, he thinks. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, "Leprechaun, will you marry me?"

    The irritated leprechaun yells back, "Look..how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!"
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