Paddy wins the lottery and decides he'd like to buy a car. So he goes to his local garage and says to the salesman "I've won the lottery and I want to buy a car."
"How much do you want to spend?" asks the salesman " 30,40,50 thousand pounds?"
"Be jaisus" says paddy "I only want something to knock about in."
"Well" says the salesman "We've got an old Ford Anglia out the back. You can have that for a hundred pounds, but it's got no doors."
"Thats no good" says paddy "How do I get in?"
"How much do you want to spend?" asks the salesman " 30,40,50 thousand pounds?"
"Be jaisus" says paddy "I only want something to knock about in."
"Well" says the salesman "We've got an old Ford Anglia out the back. You can have that for a hundred pounds, but it's got no doors."
"Thats no good" says paddy "How do I get in?"
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