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Me Mudder

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  • Me Mudder

    ME MUDDER

    When me prayers were early said

    who tucked me in me widdle bed

    And spanked me arse till I was wed?

    ME MUDDER


    Who lifted me from me cosy cot

    and set me on an ice-cold pot

    And made me pee if I could or not?

    ME MUDDER

    And when the morning light had come

    and in me crib I dribbled some

    who was it wiped me tiny bum?

    ME MUDDER

    Who did me hair so neatly part

    and pressed me gently to her heart

    and sometimes squeezed me till I'd 'ave to fart?

    ME MUDDER
    A bad days fishing is better than a good day at work?????:p:eek:[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  • #2
    yes mate,the best friend you will ever have is your mudder

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