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    a man using a metal detector unearths an old brass lamp, and on cleaning it a genie appears from the spout ! "thank you for releasing me from my lamp" says the genie, "for that good deed i will grant you 3 wishes " "well" said the man "let me think now 3 wishes mmmmmm," "there must be something that i can do for you" says the genie," well could you conjure me up a georgeous blonde with a stunning figure and big t-ts", immediately she manifests, the man now drooling ! says "could you conjure up me a load of money and jewelry so that i can shower gifts on her", the money and jewelry suddenly appears, " you have one wish left" says the genie, "what shall it be" the man ponders for a while and says " yes there is something you can do for me" "i have a small dick and it wont do that blonde much good so do you think that you could conjure me up a tool that touches the ground" "sure" said the genie "heres a GARDEN FORK."
    Last edited by aardvark; 10 October 2009, 11:28 PM.
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