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  • Gately

    There was a wee singer called gately
    Who hasn't been singing much lately
    After a bottle of rum
    and a c_ck up his bum
    His trip to the sun ended fatally
    I got a new rod for the wife. I'll miss her, but it's a quality rod.

  • #2
    Oh no already.

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    • #3
      It has emerged that Gately died of bird flu.
      Freinds said it was no secret he liked a cockatoo
      On the gathering storm comes a tall handsome man, in a dusty black coat and red right hand.

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      • #4
        They say Gately died from fluid on the lungs caused by drinking too much but ihe did like a good bender
        Last edited by fishster; 13 October 2009, 04:49 PM. Reason: error

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        • #5
          after the death of stephen gateley, ronan keating said he is gutted, louis walsh said he is devastated, and michael barrymore said he is innocent.

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          • #6
            Stephen Gately was found dead with a prune in his arse. Forensics say he was date raped.

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            • #7
              whats pink and goes round on a carousel?steven gatelys suitcase

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              • #8
                apparently steven gately may have died of food piosoning...he was seen munching on a chocolate starfish

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                • #9
                  what have steve gately and oliver reid got in common?they both went on a bender before they died

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                  • #10
                    it has been confirmedsteve gately died of the rare sleeping disorder cock death

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                    • #11
                      Stephen Gately's dead!?!?!?!? What a bummer
                      [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]18 TIMES AND THATS A FACT!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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                      • #12
                        Michael Jacksons gutted he thought they said someone from the boys home was coming to heaven

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                        • #13
                          Apparently Stephen Gately was on a bender for 3 days in Majorca before he died.. The bender is said to be devastated!
                          I got a new rod for the wife. I'll miss her, but it's a quality rod.

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                          • #14
                            fantastic

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                            • #15
                              Gatelys funeral arrangements

                              Steven Gately is going to be cremated in a tin foil coffin with the lid slightly open.
                              Apparently this is the best way to cook faggots!
                              If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.:D:D:p

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