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Three tortoises

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    Three tortioses Jim, Ray and Geoff go for a picnic ten miles from where they live and it takes them ten days to get there. When they arrive they find they've forgotten the bottle opener. Jim and Ray ask Geoff to go back for it. Geoff "says f--k off, by the time I get back you'll have eaten all the sandwiches". Jim and Ray promise not to eat the sandwiches, so Geoff agrees to go. Ten days pass and Geoff has not returned. Jim and Ray are bloody starvin, but keep their promise not to eat the sandwiches. Twenty five days pass and they say "f--k it, were gonna starve if we don't eat". They start to eat the sandwiches when Geoff jumps from behind a rock and shouts "I f--kin knew it, you b-st--ds, I'm not goin now!"
    I got a new rod for the wife. I'll miss her, but it's a quality rod.

  • #2
    great joke ,still laughing.


    • #3
      tidy one mate
      nige cooke