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  • soho

    a man is cruising soho looking for sex, is approached by a prostitute plying her trade, "£100.00 a go if you want it" she says to him, "ok lets go to your place then" on arriving there he asks her if she was prepared to deviate a bit he would double her money, " ok im up for it" she says, "i want you to strip off and lay face up on the bed in the dark" he tells her, then he gets a bowl of water and places it on the floor in front of him and stands in it splashing about with his feet as he does so, he reaches for the light switch and repeatedly switches the light on and off, at the same time he opens and closes her wardrobe door slamming it shut each time, after about 10 minutes of this she says to him " are you going to shag me soon" "what" he said NOT IN A THUNDERSTORM LIKE THIS,