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a few jokes

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  • a few jokes

    Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, All I asked was "how are you getting on?"



    Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby"
    Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"



    A gypsy girl sent an email to an agony Aunt "I am 12 years old and haven't had sex yet, do you think my brother is queer?"



    My missus has just gone into hospital with 2 black eyes and a broken jaw!
    It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on
    the patio



    Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its &&&&&&&&!!



    They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
    After 8 pints I talk &&&& and can't drive!



    What's the difference between Basil Brush and a Paki with a rucksack?
    The Paki with a rucksack only goes "Boom" once



    Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled"

    "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick &&&&&&&"



    A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin,
    I said how you can tell them apart; he said "her brothers got a moustache!"



    A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe the symptoms to me"
    "Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy &&&&&&& and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair





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