a wife says to her husband "from now on if you want sex with me you'r going to have to pay for it" how much is going to cost he asks, "£10.00 for fondling, £20.00 all the way", so for weeks and weeks he resisted the urge for sex as he did'nt want to pay, but one night the urge was too great and he succumbed and started to do a bit fondling, "£10 quid she says pay up", later she asks him if he wants to go all the way, "no i dont have any more money left" thats ok she says I'LL LEND YOU A TENNER,