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  • Nookie Green

    A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it
    has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with
    Nookie Green every week for the last month."

    The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say
    three Hail Mary's."

    Soon after, another man enters the confessional.

    "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I
    have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

    This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green? "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

    "Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
    At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver
    his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters
    the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her
    as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of
    the priest!

    Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald
    green shoes.

    The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching
    green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart. The
    priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?"

    The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies,
    "No, I think it's just the reflection from her shoes!"
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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      Cheers Ridgeacre, I thought it was a goodun as well.
      Regards Billy Boy :)

      .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
      ><((((?>
      .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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