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Beefy and the turtle

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  • Beefy and the turtle

    Ian Botham is in the outback with Alan Border and Shane Warne when their 4x4 breaks down.
    Without food for 2 days they suddenly come across a turtle. Border announces "they could eat it, but how can we kill it now its locked into its shell?"
    Beefy suddenly puts his thumb up its bottom, causing its head to shoot straight out from its shell whereupon he quickly chops its head off.
    Border alarmed said " gosh Beefy where did you learn that". Both replies, " Its how we used to get Gladstone Smalls tie on".

    Last edited by polepot; 15 April 2007, 09:52 PM.
    It was Terry Mooney who always told me to never lie and tell the truth about how much I've caught and what on.