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A 'fishy' tale?

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  • A 'fishy' tale?

    A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for
    a job.

    The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man
    answered 'Aye, I was a canny salesman back in Newcastle'. The
    manager liked the Geordie so he gave him the job.

    His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it

    After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked 'OK
    so how many sales did you make today?'

    The Geordie said 'Just the one Marra'

    The manager groaned and continued 'Just one? Our sales people
    average between 20 and 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?'
    '£124,337.64' replied the Geordie.

    '£124,337.64!!!!! what the hell did you sell him?'

    'Well forst I selt him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook
    and then I selt him a new fishin rod. I asked him where he was
    gannin fishin and he said doon tha coast. So I telt him he'd need a
    booat! so we went doon te the boat department and I selt him that
    twin engined Power cat. Then he sez, he didn't think his Onda civic
    wud pull it, so I took him doon to the car sales and I selt him that
    4 x 4 suzuki'.

    The manager, incredulous, said 'You mean to tell me......... a guy
    came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4 x 4?

    'Nah, nah'........... says the Geordie, he came in here to buy a box
    of tampons for his ladyfriend and I sez..........

    'Well, since ya weekends up the spout, ya might as well gan fishin'.

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    i like this :P