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Two old Ladies

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  • Two old Ladies

    Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink
    and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a
    condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues

    Maude: What in the hell is that?

    Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

    Maude: Where did you get it?

    Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

    The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore
    and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

    The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
    strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very
    delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

    "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
    Simon Young
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

  • #2
    very good!
    To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.


    • #3
      Brilliant pmsl!!